Meme

My Throught

badkidsjokes:

a man goes to the doctor and said “doctor I think I have something stuck in my throught
so the doctor said “let’s take a x-ray”
(this doctor did not no about spines)
"i see the problem a bone is there"

drakefanclub:

tattoo ideas

A Snail Without

badkidsjokes:

what do you call a snail without a shell

its dead

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

(Source: catdad)

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

(Source: irvinator)

jobforafuckboy:

friend: “hey can i borrow your phone”
me: “ye one sec”

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cinnamon-anemone:

thequarantinedmailman:

offonahuntingtrip:

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

and here we have a capitalist 

Did you just.

let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history and human language and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible

onlinegf:

onlinegf:

send me your best pick up line

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(Source: onlinegf)

neilnevins:

nathanael-platier:

We freed them…but at what cost?

that ball wasn’t there to trap them

it was to protect us

(Source: jordanparirsh)

theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

theamericankid:

Who the hell trys to jump a rope like that…. I dont even know the logic behind the jump…. she didn’t even try to land on her feet

(Source: facebook.com)

nekotalia:

lewinlight:

Boys aren’t cute

Girls aren’t cute

You know whose cute???

Godzilla

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shrexy:

be a good girl for daddy >: )

shrexy:

be a good girl for daddy >: )