Don't follow me my blog is terrible

capitalistpropaganda:

sext: give me the ol’ razzle dazzle

capitalistpropaganda:

crazy how the world is so big that even though it rains literally all the time, the ocean levels only raise a few millimeters every year. how much more rain until we’re completely submerged?

capitalistpropaganda:

capitalistpropaganda:

tip: have lots of kids so you can afford to lose one or two if there’s a freak accident where they turn out to be ugly.

just lost a follower. probably a parent who only had one kid.

capitalistpropaganda:

4:21 time to get arrested you drug using criminal

official-bill-clinton:

capitalistpropaganda:

fun fact: the “alt” key stands for alto, as in alto sax

hit it bill

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capitalistpropaganda:

capitalistpropaganda:

it’s called a pillow because if you try to take it as a pill it will hurt a lot and you’ll yell ow. if you’re not dead yet

my esophagus is destroyed

capitalistpropaganda:

I challenge you… to a meme battle

(Source: dogmemes)

linkondrugs:

father why

"Eyeliner isnt attractive on guys!"

rodack:

555-tardis:

majesticaljeff:

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Attrajfgdjkyhtluyrctive. 

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kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

kombuchaclock:

SHARK FACTS

heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

(Source: rchael)

EPIC LIFE HACK *MUST READ!*

quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore